{"id":1169,"date":"2024-04-24T00:33:36","date_gmt":"2024-04-24T00:33:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/?p=1169"},"modified":"2024-04-26T18:37:01","modified_gmt":"2024-04-26T18:37:01","slug":"troll-skeleton-and-bee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/2024\/04\/24\/troll-skeleton-and-bee\/","title":{"rendered":"Troll, Skeleton, and Bee"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Skyrim has such a large map,<br>and the Troll are tough, so I snap,<br>turn around, and fight back to the end,<br>I have a sword to kill you in style,<br>and cut the Troll in half for the pile.<br>Meanwhile, I have a message to send.<br>I always have water to sweat,<br>And I haven&#8217;t finished the game yet.<br>I needed to finish the quest,<br>But there are still a bunch of them left!<br>I will wait until I take some rest.<br>I woke up with a friend who commits theft.<br>It&#8217;s going to take a while from where I left off,<br>so I started a new game again.<br>I was thinking about coughing,<br>But then, I was just insane.<br>Dungeons are numerous and enormous,<br>and some of them are very difficult.<br>I still like it with a lot of forest,<br>And now, I have another enemy cult.<br>The enemy is called Skeleton.<br>I totally have a different weapon.<br>I did something wrong, and Skeleton hit me,<br>but I hit the Skeleton back,<br>and I was free with just one bee,<br>So I spray the bee pack,<br>and I tripped the bomb,<br>but I got back in time.<br>I was very calm,<br>despite the long grime,<br>and the Skeleton is still hitting me hard,<br>So I block it, and I can do it to guard.<br>I have to switch it to magic for fire,<br>So that I can use it with a choir,<br>And kill the Skeleton for good.<br>Now I can relax and do some wood!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Skyrim has such a large map,and the Troll are tough, so I snap,turn around, and fight back to the end,I have a sword to kill you in style,and cut the&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1169"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1169\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1171,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1169\/revisions\/1171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}