I stand here, afraid,
afraid of what they’ll say,
what they’ll say when they hear me say,
what happened the other day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was big, circular, shiny,
and out came some things that were tiny,
with triangular heads, and three fingers,
their voices told me they were definitely not singers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
One of them said, “Come with me,”
and come with them, I did,
I was unable to resist,
and so I followed them through the mist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We arrived at a cave,
there were many more aliens,
One said, “Why is he here, at our conclave?”
another said, “He could be a bad knave!”
“So let’s keep him as a slave!!!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I ran, quickly, and swiftly,
they followed me, and came after me,
but I managed to escape,
and then I got hit by a car,
and that’s how I got this scar,
and ended up in this place,
the doctors’ base.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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