{"id":218,"date":"2006-04-06T18:27:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-06T18:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/?p=218"},"modified":"2023-04-06T18:29:11","modified_gmt":"2023-04-06T18:29:11","slug":"food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/2006\/04\/06\/food\/","title":{"rendered":"Food!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Oh my god, it&#8217;s almost seven P.M.<br>and there&#8217;s no food on the table!<br>Jesus Christ, I want my food!!<br>Give it to me, before I become unstable!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">I need to quench my thirst,<br>I need to fill my tummy,<br>Don&#8217;t make me steal your purse,<br>and buy food with your money!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Food, Food, It&#8217;s good for my sanity.<br>When I don&#8217;t eat, I become insanity,<br>Insanity eating at you and tearing you apart,<br>When you&#8217;re not looking, I&#8217;ll turn around and eat you heart!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh my god, it&#8217;s almost seven P.M.and there&#8217;s no food on the table!Jesus Christ, I want my food!!Give it to me, before I become unstable!! I need to quench my&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=218"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":220,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions\/220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}