{"id":230,"date":"2006-02-10T18:14:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-10T18:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/?p=230"},"modified":"2023-04-08T18:16:00","modified_gmt":"2023-04-08T18:16:00","slug":"flieslikeabrick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/2006\/02\/10\/flieslikeabrick\/","title":{"rendered":"Flieslikeabrick"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">I was just walking from school the other day,<br>and some guy picked me up and threw me away.<br>He threw me so hard, man he is a prick,<br>he got me the nickname &#8220;flies like a brick.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Ever since then, others wanted to try it out,<br>&#8220;Hey guys, why don&#8217;t we go throw him, let&#8217;s make him pout!&#8221;<br>Let&#8217;s just say that I had a few friends,<br>friends that made sure this came to an end.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Now, I&#8217;m popular in the Soldat world.<br>I&#8217;ve given so much to the community.<br>Many people consider me a god,<br>they are the ones who grant me immunity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Nowadays, I tell them this story:<br>I fell like a brick off of a cliff.<br>Rock-climbing won&#8217;t lead you to glory,<br>it can cause your back to be quite stiff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was just walking from school the other day,and some guy picked me up and threw me away.He threw me so hard, man he is a prick,he got me the&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=230"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":231,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions\/231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}