{"id":242,"date":"2006-01-16T22:08:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-16T22:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/?p=242"},"modified":"2023-04-10T22:13:34","modified_gmt":"2023-04-10T22:13:34","slug":"brainless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/2006\/01\/16\/brainless\/","title":{"rendered":"Brainless"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">I&#8217;m brainless!<br>It&#8217;s a gaping hole!<br>I&#8217;m saneness!<br>I have lost my soul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">I cannot think straight!<br>My mind has become lost!<br>Someone closed the gate<br>to my beautiful thoughts!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">What will I do without them,<br>how will I survive?<br>I will use the mighty pen,<br>to make my thoughts thrive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Once the thoughts have been found,<br>I will have a master plan.<br>These thoughts will stay abound,<br>by not thinking about ham.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m brainless!It&#8217;s a gaping hole!I&#8217;m saneness!I have lost my soul! I cannot think straight!My mind has become lost!Someone closed the gateto my beautiful thoughts! What will I do without them,how&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=242"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":243,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions\/243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}