{"id":278,"date":"2005-04-05T16:42:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-05T16:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/?p=278"},"modified":"2023-05-11T16:43:56","modified_gmt":"2023-05-11T16:43:56","slug":"xanth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/2005\/04\/05\/xanth\/","title":{"rendered":"Xanth"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">I am on a quest for magic<br>in a party of three.<br>I must find the source of magic<br>and learn why this is happening to me.<br>I have magician-class magic<br>and I don&#8217;t know what it is.<br>So I&#8217;m gonna ask Humfrey a Question about my magic.<br>And pay a year&#8217;s service for this.<br>I don&#8217;t want to be exiled from the land of magic,<br>so I must prove to them that I have a talent.<br>Humfrey should be able to help me.<br>He has immense power.<br>But it turns out that he can&#8217;t, and I don&#8217;t have to pay the fee.<br>Because apparently my magic is protecting me<br>from itself.<br>Now I am banned from Xanth.<br>I must walk through the Shield.<br>I can&#8217;t stop thinking about what will happen to me<br>in the land of the mundane.<br>I break into a run and pass through the Shield.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am on a quest for magicin a party of three.I must find the source of magicand learn why this is happening to me.I have magician-class magicand I don&#8217;t know&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=278"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":279,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278\/revisions\/279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}