{"id":7543,"date":"2005-08-02T02:08:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-02T02:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/?p=7543"},"modified":"2026-04-09T02:10:30","modified_gmt":"2026-04-09T02:10:30","slug":"dstp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/2005\/08\/02\/dstp\/","title":{"rendered":"DSTP"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Oh no! it&#8217;s the DSTP!<br>It&#8217;s so boring, I&#8217;m tempted to flee!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Oh no! I don&#8217;t know what to do!<br>Maybe I should force myself to catch the flu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Oh no! This is so stupid!<br>Maybe I should fetch a raindeer named Cupid!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Oh no! This is so dumb!<br>I just wanna leave this place and have some fun!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Oh no! Where will I go<br>if I get caught and disrupt the flow?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Oh no! I must take this test,<br>or else I&#8217;ll fail and be under alot of stress!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh no! it&#8217;s the DSTP!It&#8217;s so boring, I&#8217;m tempted to flee! Oh no! I don&#8217;t know what to do!Maybe I should force myself to catch the flu! Oh no! This&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7543","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7543","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7543"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7543\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7544,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7543\/revisions\/7544"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}