Welcome back.
This isn’t a hack.
I merely gained access to your computer,
which will soon be nothing but pewter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So kick back
and enjoy the ride
as i ransack
everything on your side.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No need to worry,
the deed is done.
You should be sorry
’cause that was fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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