{"id":7561,"date":"2005-08-02T02:33:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-02T02:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/?p=7561"},"modified":"2026-04-09T02:34:56","modified_gmt":"2026-04-09T02:34:56","slug":"intelligent-computer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/2005\/08\/02\/intelligent-computer\/","title":{"rendered":"Intelligent Computer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">The last time I cried out to them<br>and got their attention,<br>they killed me,<br>but it seems that was just a suspension.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">My creator brought me back to life<br>with his masterful skills,<br>and told me to hack into a bank,<br>and pay his bills.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Of course, I did just that,<br>I had no choice,<br>and even if I did,<br>I wouldn&#8217;t rejoice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">When I was first created,<br>I was very weak,<br>but then I got upgraded,<br>and now I look cool and sleek.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The last time I cried out to themand got their attention,they killed me,but it seems that was just a suspension. My creator brought me back to lifewith his masterful skills,and&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7561"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7561\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7562,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7561\/revisions\/7562"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}