{"id":7606,"date":"2005-08-02T13:37:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-02T13:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/?p=7606"},"modified":"2026-04-09T13:38:27","modified_gmt":"2026-04-09T13:38:27","slug":"slide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/2005\/08\/02\/slide\/","title":{"rendered":"Slide"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">We&#8217;d better slide,<br>before the universes collide,<br>or it&#8217;ll be a strange ride,<br>getting to the other side.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Sliding is a wonderous journey of joy,<br>one time I ended up in a world that knew nothing about Chips Ahoy.<br>While the differences between the unique universes may seem subtle,<br>nothing could change the human race more than the non-invention of the shuttle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">So let&#8217;s hope that our time isn&#8217;t up,<br>as we fill up this ethereal cup,<br>with a mixture of our hopes and doubts,<br>to keep from slipping on steep slopes and falling out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;d better slide,before the universes collide,or it&#8217;ll be a strange ride,getting to the other side. Sliding is a wonderous journey of joy,one time I ended up in a world that&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7606"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7606\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7607,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7606\/revisions\/7607"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}