{"id":7618,"date":"2005-08-02T13:49:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-02T13:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/?p=7618"},"modified":"2026-04-09T13:50:18","modified_gmt":"2026-04-09T13:50:18","slug":"that-hacker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/2005\/08\/02\/that-hacker\/","title":{"rendered":"That Hacker"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">I gasp as I sit here reading<br>about all those things that man is deleting,<br>and hope that this moment is more than fleeting,<br>because for once I&#8217;m not thinking about a song that goes &#8220;down skeet skeet&#8221;-ing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">When all this data is gone,<br>we&#8217;ll still have a backup system on,<br>and we can only hope that it doesn&#8217;t get hacked,<br>&#8217;cause if it does, all will be lost and that&#8217;s a fact.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">I can&#8217;t wait for him to go to jail,<br>where all the food is stale<br>and life seems to move as slow as a snail,<br>because he will never get bailed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I gasp as I sit here readingabout all those things that man is deleting,and hope that this moment is more than fleeting,because for once I&#8217;m not thinking about a song&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7618"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7618\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7619,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7618\/revisions\/7619"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}