{"id":7667,"date":"2005-08-25T18:15:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-25T18:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/?p=7667"},"modified":"2026-04-09T18:16:45","modified_gmt":"2026-04-09T18:16:45","slug":"impatience","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/2005\/08\/25\/impatience\/","title":{"rendered":"Impatience"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Impatience.<br>The hands moving ever so slowly.<br>Every second a minute long.<br>The moments passing in silence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Impatience.<br>Wishing you invented a time machine.<br>Always thinking of the future.<br>Trapped in the hour.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Impatience.<br>On the verge of screaming out loud.<br>Banging your head against the wall.<br>Jumping up when someone calls.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Impatience.<br>Going insane, losing your mind.<br>Forgetting all meaning in life.<br>Transforming into a zombie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">All you ever wanted was for the time to speed up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Impatience.The hands moving ever so slowly.Every second a minute long.The moments passing in silence. Impatience.Wishing you invented a time machine.Always thinking of the future.Trapped in the hour. Impatience.On the verge&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7667"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7667\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7668,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7667\/revisions\/7668"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}