{"id":7673,"date":"2005-11-16T18:23:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-16T18:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/?p=7673"},"modified":"2026-04-09T18:25:07","modified_gmt":"2026-04-09T18:25:07","slug":"alien","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/2005\/11\/16\/alien\/","title":{"rendered":"Alien"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Staring at the skies,<br>waiting for the ships to arrive,<br>knowing that he won&#8217;t feel truly alive<br>until he reunites with his tribe,<br>he forms a plan in his mind,<br>and decides that he must speed up time,<br>because, with impatience, he cannot find<br>the way to communicate with his kind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">So he goes forward, through the portal,<br>careful not to mess up, being only mortal,<br>and then, when he is finished warping,<br>he leaves, after saying goodbye to the earthlings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Staring out the windows of the ship,<br>he anticipates their arrival.<br>As they move closer, and the ship takes a dip,<br>they begin their game of &#8220;survival&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">As he runs out of the ship with everyone,<br>he whips out his watergun and begins the fun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">It&#8217;s unfortunate that humans think aliens are bad,<br>and it&#8217;s unfortunate that stereotypes rule Earth\u2026 It&#8217;s so sad\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Staring at the skies,waiting for the ships to arrive,knowing that he won&#8217;t feel truly aliveuntil he reunites with his tribe,he forms a plan in his mind,and decides that he must&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7673","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7673"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7673\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7674,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7673\/revisions\/7674"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}