{"id":7682,"date":"2005-12-10T18:39:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-10T18:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/?p=7682"},"modified":"2026-04-09T18:39:58","modified_gmt":"2026-04-09T18:39:58","slug":"immortal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/2005\/12\/10\/immortal\/","title":{"rendered":"Immortal"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">I willingly slit my throat,<br>I forcefully hang myself,<br>I go on a death trek,<br>The darkness must be dealt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">I lie, and I cheat,<br>I steal, and I take,<br>I master deceit,<br>The habit won&#8217;t break.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">I murder, and I kill,<br>I torture, and I rape,<br>I master all these skills,<br>The demons can&#8217;t escape.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">I hate, and I love,<br>I fear, and I cry,<br>I am finally human,<br>I can finally die.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I willingly slit my throat,I forcefully hang myself,I go on a death trek,The darkness must be dealt. I lie, and I cheat,I steal, and I take,I master deceit,The habit won&#8217;t&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7682"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7683,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7682\/revisions\/7683"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}