{"id":7688,"date":"2005-10-21T08:35:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-21T08:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/?p=7688"},"modified":"2026-04-10T08:37:38","modified_gmt":"2026-04-10T08:37:38","slug":"alcohol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/2005\/10\/21\/alcohol\/","title":{"rendered":"Alcohol"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Alcohol, that of which you may drink,<br>and swallow up your brain &#8217;til you can&#8217;t think,<br>that of which ruins your life if you have the keys,<br>you&#8217;re lucky if all you&#8217;ll have to deal with are the fees.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">You might go to a party and drink alcohol for fun,<br>but there&#8217;s always the chance that you&#8217;ll hurt someone,<br>so if you are gonna drink, be extremely cautious,<br>because it can make you a bit stupid and nauseous.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">I cannot wait for the day when alcohol gets banned,<br>then no one can drink it and car crashes will be less,<br>Those who continue making alcohol should be damned,<br>I hate alcohol, I hate drugs, this is my protest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alcohol, that of which you may drink,and swallow up your brain &#8217;til you can&#8217;t think,that of which ruins your life if you have the keys,you&#8217;re lucky if all you&#8217;ll have&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7688"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7688\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7689,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7688\/revisions\/7689"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}