{"id":7694,"date":"2005-11-16T18:07:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-16T18:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/?p=7694"},"modified":"2026-04-10T18:08:38","modified_gmt":"2026-04-10T18:08:38","slug":"nobody-wants-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/2005\/11\/16\/nobody-wants-to\/","title":{"rendered":"Nobody Wants To"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Nobody wants to be in your place,<br>when your face looks like paste,<br>sticking to a lost race.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Nobody wants to be in your shoes,<br>when they know that you lose because of what you choose;<br>that you choose to let your greed blind you from the truth,<br>and the truth is, your customer satisfaction is a fluke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Nobody wants you in control,<br>we all know that you would lose a voting poll.<br>Being rich gives you a lot of responsibility,<br>and you flounder it with very little sensibility.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Nobody wants to state the facts,<br>you are where you are because you stabbed people in the back.<br>Well, now you can be sure that we will be planning an attack,<br>because we can&#8217;t wait to hear your head go SPLAT!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">You may act like you can take a stroll through the park,<br>but when you do, we will hunt you down like a shark,<br>we will bite off your head and rip out your heart,<br>and if we&#8217;re feeling sporty, we might give you a head start.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nobody wants to be in your place,when your face looks like paste,sticking to a lost race. Nobody wants to be in your shoes,when they know that you lose because of&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7694"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7694\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7695,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7694\/revisions\/7695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}