{"id":7697,"date":"2005-11-16T18:12:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-16T18:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/?p=7697"},"modified":"2026-04-10T18:13:27","modified_gmt":"2026-04-10T18:13:27","slug":"the-boogey-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/2005\/11\/16\/the-boogey-man\/","title":{"rendered":"The Boogey Man"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Once again, it&#8217;s time to celebrate Halloween,<br>he will jump out at ya from behind the scenes,<br>you better watch out, he will rip out your spleen,<br>laughing hysterically when he hears you scream.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">The Boogey Man is back, and out of your closets,<br>he&#8217;s gonna invade your bank and take out a deposit,<br>spend all your money on frozen blood droplets,<br>and sell them to vampires for a business profit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">The Boogey Man is here, and ready to attack,<br>playing on your fears with some Fort Minor rap,<br>getting ready to pounce when you&#8217;ve turned your back,<br>he stabs you through the heart and everything goes black.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">The Boogey Man is excited, and ready to kill,<br>and turns on some Linkin Park music for a thrill,<br>slices off your head, watches the blood spill,<br>and then, he sits back inside your closets to chill.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, it&#8217;s time to celebrate Halloween,he will jump out at ya from behind the scenes,you better watch out, he will rip out your spleen,laughing hysterically when he hears you&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7697"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7697\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7698,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7697\/revisions\/7698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}