{"id":7715,"date":"2006-01-22T02:24:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-22T02:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/?p=7715"},"modified":"2026-04-11T02:26:38","modified_gmt":"2026-04-11T02:26:38","slug":"banana-peel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/2006\/01\/22\/banana-peel\/","title":{"rendered":"Banana Peel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Oh my gosh, is this for real?<br>I&#8217;ve fallen in love with a banana peel!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Oh, banana peel, you are so bright,<br>they see you and yell &#8220;Turn off the lights!&#8221;<br>Oh, banana peel, your beauty is so stunning,<br>it would make anyone want to come running.<br>Oh, banana peel, I love your smile,<br>it&#8217;s what makes my life worthwhile.<br>Oh, banana peel, you have such a nice ass,<br>you make everyone stare at you when you pass.<br>Oh, banana peel, such nice boobies,<br>you look like someone from the movies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Oh, banana peel, when will you see,<br>that I really want to see the rest of thee?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">I want more than a peel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">I want you as a whole,<br>is that such a big deal?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh my gosh, is this for real?I&#8217;ve fallen in love with a banana peel! Oh, banana peel, you are so bright,they see you and yell &#8220;Turn off the lights!&#8221;Oh, banana&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7715","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7715"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7715\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7716,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7715\/revisions\/7716"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}