{"id":7724,"date":"2006-01-29T02:45:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-29T02:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/?p=7724"},"modified":"2026-04-11T02:46:45","modified_gmt":"2026-04-11T02:46:45","slug":"the-giant-beast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/2006\/01\/29\/the-giant-beast\/","title":{"rendered":"The Giant Beast"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">In the cave lies the giant beast,<br>today is the day for his delicious feast,<br>so whatever you do, don&#8217;t turn off the lights,<br>he&#8217;s gonna be looking for some Weisses Fleisch!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">He&#8217;s a nice person, don&#8217;t get me wrong,<br>but when he is hungry, you&#8217;d better run,<br>he&#8217;s an evil version of King Kong,<br>nothing can hurt him, not even a gun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">However, there is one way to kill him, though,<br>put him in a room with luminescent glow,<br>and he will be kicking and screaming for life,<br>then he won&#8217;t have anymore gonads and strife.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the cave lies the giant beast,today is the day for his delicious feast,so whatever you do, don&#8217;t turn off the lights,he&#8217;s gonna be looking for some Weisses Fleisch! He&#8217;s&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7724"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7724\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7725,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7724\/revisions\/7725"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}