So here I am, listening to Rammstein,
nothing to do, nothing to kill the time,
I am just so bored, I could jump off a cliff,
or, even better, drink someone else’s piss.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So here I am, listening to Linkin Park,
nothing to do, no ideas seem to spark,
I am just so bored, I could steal my mom’s car,
and drive it all the way down to a strip bar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So here I am, listening to Nine Inch Nails,
nothing to do, now brainstorming always fails,
I am just so bored, I could rip my heart out,
the pain would feel better than boredom, no doubt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So here I am, listening to Everlast,
nothing to do, except think about the past,
I am just so bored, I could grab a sharp knife,
and do you-know-what with it to end my life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So here I am, listening to Depeche Mode,
nothing to do, my brain I can’t seem to decode,
I am just so bored, I could drown myself in mud,
or, even better, in all my relatives’ blood.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So here I am, listening to Coldplay,
nothing to do, can’t think of what to say,
I am just so bored, I could become gay,
and put all my friendships in disarray.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So here I am, listening to Fort Minor,
nothing to do, don’t wanna eat at the diner,
I am just so bored, I could starve myself to death,
and make sure nobody sees me breath my last breathe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So here I am, listening to Goo Goo Dolls,
nothing to do, I don’t want to watch X-files,
I am just so bored, I could smash my TV screen,
and announce to the world “all hail the idjit queen.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So here I am, listening to Guns N’ Roses,
nothing to do, I’m sure that by now you know this,
I am just so bored, I could work on this all day,
and, even then, I don’t think I will be okay.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So here I am, listening to Korn,
nothing to do, not even watch porn,
I am just so bored, my life is worn,
now it would be cool to be reborn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So here I am, listening to Nickelback,
nothing to do, my mind has become pitch black,
I am just so bored, I heard a dog go quack,
and it looks like cows are planning an attack.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So here I am, listening to Rob Zombie,
nothing to do, nothing to rhyme with zombie,
I am just so bored, giving credit to good bands,
It is quite sad if you still do not understand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So here I am, listening to Payable On Death,
nothing to do, I might as well commit some grand theft,
I am just so bored, I will not give anymore clues,
the fact is, poetry rocks, and it rocks both ch00r shoes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I will not do any of these things,
because in the end, music helps keep me sane,
and prevents me from causing physical pain,
as I use my pen to explain
how hard it can be to obtain,
a reason to contain
all of my grayed disdain
on the boring, mundane,
unfair thing we call life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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