{"id":7775,"date":"2006-05-07T17:25:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-07T17:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/?p=7775"},"modified":"2026-04-13T17:26:55","modified_gmt":"2026-04-13T17:26:55","slug":"hexed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/2006\/05\/07\/hexed\/","title":{"rendered":"Hexed"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Today is the day when I ran out of luck,<br>I have no money, not even a buck,<br>my grades are rocketing down to zero,<br>my worst enemy is seen as a hero,<br>my girlfriend wants me to burn in hell,<br>my mother cannot wait to say farewell,<br>my best friend now thinks I&#8217;m a jerk-face,<br>my father beat the crap out of me with a mace,<br>my brother got convicted for possession of drugs,<br>my sister got raped by a bunch of thugs,<br>my grandmother died from a heart attack,<br>my grandfather fell and broke his back,<br>All I did was make one tiny error,<br>and now my life is nothing but terror.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Today is the day when I ran out of luck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is the day when I ran out of luck,I have no money, not even a buck,my grades are rocketing down to zero,my worst enemy is seen as a hero,my&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7775","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7775","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7775"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7775\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7776,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7775\/revisions\/7776"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}