{"id":7851,"date":"2006-07-16T07:26:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-16T07:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/?p=7851"},"modified":"2026-04-16T07:40:42","modified_gmt":"2026-04-16T07:40:42","slug":"may-assholes-rule-the-earth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/2006\/07\/16\/may-assholes-rule-the-earth\/","title":{"rendered":"May Assholes Rule The Earth??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">May death come unto those that care,<br>may death come unto those that listen,<br>may assholes rule the Earth,<br>may young teenagers give birth,<br>may people with brains get shot,<br>may the law say you can smoke pot,<br>may all big words be eliminated,<br>may all races be discriminated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">May I see the hands of those who wish these were true?<br>May I shoot you all in the head and bash in your skulls too?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">May death come unto those that don&#8217;t care,<br>may death come unto those that don&#8217;t listen\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">May the stupidity in this world die,<br>may the intelligence in this world thrive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">May the world be free of assholes,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">forever!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>May death come unto those that care,may death come unto those that listen,may assholes rule the Earth,may young teenagers give birth,may people with brains get shot,may the law say you&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7851"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7852,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7851\/revisions\/7852"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}