{"id":7854,"date":"2006-07-17T07:32:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-17T07:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/?p=7854"},"modified":"2026-04-16T07:36:54","modified_gmt":"2026-04-16T07:36:54","slug":"the-destruction-of-the-earth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/2006\/07\/17\/the-destruction-of-the-earth\/","title":{"rendered":"The Destruction Of The Earth"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">In the sky,<br>an eclipse,<br>is the last thing you will ever glimpse.<br>A river,<br>crimson red,<br>carries many bodies of the dead.<br>Volcanoes,<br>go insane,<br>constantly spitting out the Earth&#8217;s brains.<br>Into homes,<br>lava seeps,<br>I am delighted to hear them weep.<br>Buildings fall,<br>structures fail,<br>houses crumble and residents wail.<br>People run,<br>in the streets,<br>the roads fall apart under their feet.<br>A black hole,<br>in the ground,<br>swallows up everything around.<br>The abyss,<br>eats them all,<br>I laugh as I watch the humans fall.<br>The oceans,<br>vaporize,<br>leaving creatures to dry up and die.<br>The vapor,<br>does arise,<br>forming unnatural clouds in the skies.<br>These red clouds,<br>in the air,<br>rain down brutal liquids of despair.<br>This fluid,<br>kills the rest,<br>indeed, my wicked rain is the best.<br>One last thing,<br>I must do,<br>is make sure that this place stays subdued.<br>So I shoot,<br>my missile,<br>and fly away in my great vessel.<br>Brightly, I<br>wave goodbye,<br>as the Earth gives off it&#8217;s final cries.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the sky,an eclipse,is the last thing you will ever glimpse.A river,crimson red,carries many bodies of the dead.Volcanoes,go insane,constantly spitting out the Earth&#8217;s brains.Into homes,lava seeps,I am delighted to hear&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7854","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7854"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7854\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7855,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7854\/revisions\/7855"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}