{"id":7856,"date":"2006-07-28T07:44:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-28T07:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/?p=7856"},"modified":"2026-04-16T07:46:05","modified_gmt":"2026-04-16T07:46:05","slug":"spider","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/2006\/07\/28\/spider\/","title":{"rendered":"Spider"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Humongous, black, and hairy,<br>it really is quite scary.<br>The crawlyness and emptiness,<br>has got me feeling wary.<br>Of all the battles I have fought,<br>battles won and battles lost,<br>this creature, I cannot defeat,<br>my fear is utterly complete.<br>It snaps it&#8217;s pincers and attacks,<br>but I don&#8217;t move, I just stare back.<br>Before I know it, I am dead,<br>slaughtered by fear, murdered by dread.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Humongous, black, and hairy,it really is quite scary.The crawlyness and emptiness,has got me feeling wary.Of all the battles I have fought,battles won and battles lost,this creature, I cannot defeat,my fear&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7856"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7856\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7857,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7856\/revisions\/7857"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}