{"id":7863,"date":"2004-06-01T07:53:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-01T07:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/?p=7863"},"modified":"2026-04-17T01:48:14","modified_gmt":"2026-04-17T01:48:14","slug":"hacking-acrostic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/2004\/06\/01\/hacking-acrostic\/","title":{"rendered":"Hacking (Acrostic)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Har! Har! Har! What have we got here?<br>A box of fairy treasure?<br>Critanium gold?<br>King Theodus shall be informed,<br>If it is worth a lot of money!<br>Never shall we need to work again!<br>Gone are the days when I was a laborer!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wrote this for a poetry project in 8th grade.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Har! Har! Har! What have we got here?A box of fairy treasure?Critanium gold?King Theodus shall be informed,If it is worth a lot of money!Never shall we need to work again!Gone&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7863"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7863\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7886,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7863\/revisions\/7886"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}