{"id":7875,"date":"2006-10-14T01:07:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-14T01:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/?p=7875"},"modified":"2026-04-17T01:08:58","modified_gmt":"2026-04-17T01:08:58","slug":"the-storm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/2006\/10\/14\/the-storm\/","title":{"rendered":"The Storm"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Splishity splash,<br>hear them crash,<br>the waves, they smash and smash and smash.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Splishity splash,<br>into the ship they smash,<br>making it rock and rock and rock,<br>back and forth, back and forth, nonstop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Creaking, creaking,<br>the old ship creaking,<br>then a loud roar stops the sleeping,<br>men start running about and freaking.<br>Tidal waves, tidal waves,<br>have got the ship leaking.<br>Water seeping and creeping,<br>creeping through the creaking ship.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Sinking, sinking, the ship is sinking,<br>into the drinking sea.<br>Men screaming frantically, jumping frantically into the frantic sea,<br>while the fearless storm swallows the fearful ship as if it were a feared disease.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">The storm doesn&#8217;t know any better.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Splishity splash,hear them crash,the waves, they smash and smash and smash. Splishity splash,into the ship they smash,making it rock and rock and rock,back and forth, back and forth, nonstop. Creaking,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7875","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7875","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7875"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7875\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7876,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7875\/revisions\/7876"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}