{"id":8258,"date":"2026-08-04T13:10:26","date_gmt":"2026-08-04T13:10:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/?p=8258"},"modified":"2026-08-04T13:10:27","modified_gmt":"2026-08-04T13:10:27","slug":"dark-souls-escaping-the-undead-asylum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/2026\/08\/04\/dark-souls-escaping-the-undead-asylum\/","title":{"rendered":"Dark Souls: Escaping the Undead Asylum"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">My journey started on the PC,<br>A brand-new world awaiting me.<br>I couldn&#8217;t remember this game at all,<br>So this felt like my very first call.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;d never walked this road before,<br>With hidden secrets to explore.<br>From the very start, I loved the game,<br>And every challenge that soon came.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">To start my class, I chose with care,<br>Pyromancy&#8217;s fire burned bright there.<br>For my gift, the Master Key,<br>Seemed like the perfect choice for me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">An ancient asylum, cold and gray,<br>Held me captive far away.<br>Its broken walls and silent halls<br>Echoed through those lonely walls.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">A stranger appeared from high above,<br>A simple act of unexpected love.<br>He tossed a key into my cell,<br>Then vanished before I knew him well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Alone inside those prison walls,<br>I searched the room from floor to halls.<br>The heavy door refused to move,<br>No matter what I tried to prove.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Then on the floor, a glimmer shone,<br>A little treasure all alone.<br>The Dungeon Cell Key caught my eye,<br>A welcome gift I couldn&#8217;t deny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I picked it up without delay,<br>Then turned and made my careful way.<br>The rusty lock clicked open wide,<br>As freedom waited just outside.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">One careful step, then one step more,<br>Into halls I&#8217;d never seen before.<br>The journey had at last begun,<br>With countless battles yet to come.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Some doors were sealed both firm and tight,<br>No amount of force could make them right.<br>Their heavy bolts refused to yield,<br>Each hidden path remained concealed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Then came a chamber dark and wide,<br>Where something monstrous lurked inside.<br>A towering Demon, fierce and tall,<br>Beyond the room\u2014I couldn&#8217;t reach it at all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Its mighty footsteps shook the floor,<br>A warning of the fights in store.<br>I looked ahead without much fear,<br>&#8220;My time will come\u2026 but not quite here.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I turned away and chose to run,<br>For this first battle wasn&#8217;t won.<br>I&#8217;d grow much stronger by and by,<br>Then face that beast with head held high.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Let&#8217;s move ahead a little more,<br>To see what waits beyond the door.<br>A few Hollow soldiers wandered near,<br>They watched me close but showed no fear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">They stared at me from where they stood,<br>Yet never struck, which felt quite good.<br>I wasn&#8217;t ready for a fight,<br>So leaving them alone felt right.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">The halls stretched farther down the way,<br>Inviting me to come and play.<br>Each corner held a brand-new sight,<br>With mystery hidden out of sight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">At the far end, I looked around,<br>A lonely ladder there was found.<br>So up I climbed one rung at a time,<br>Until I reached the top to climb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Two different pathways met my eyes,<br>Each one held another surprise.<br>A bonfire glowed with gentle light,<br>A peaceful rest after my fright.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I lit the fire and took a seat,<br>Its warming flames felt calm and sweet.<br>The crackling embers danced so bright,<br>Driving back the endless night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I searched the menu one more time,<br>Expecting leveling to be mine.<br>But no such option could I see\u2014<br>Not enough souls had come to me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">So back I stood without delay,<br>And carried on along my way.<br>The journey waited just ahead,<br>With greater dangers still to tread.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">One doorway there was locked up tight,<br>The other opened just right.<br>I stepped inside with cautious pace,<br>Exploring every shadowed place.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">A few more footsteps, calm and slow,<br>Then suddenly\u2014a crushing blow!<br>The mighty demon crashed below,<br>Its thunder shook the halls below.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Without a pause, I turned and ran,<br>Escaping just as fast I can.<br>Another doorway came in sight,<br>I sprinted there with all my might.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I almost reached the open door,<br>Just one more step to safety&#8217;s floor.<br>I slipped inside and shut it tight,<br>Escaping from the Demon&#8217;s might.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">The heavy door stayed firmly closed,<br>The raging beast could not impose.<br>Safe inside, I caught my breath,<br>Escaping what could have been death.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Another bonfire burned nearby,<br>Its gentle flames caught my eye.<br>I lit the fire and took my rest,<br>Preparing for another test.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Again I checked to level high,<br>But still the choice passed me by.<br>No souls to spend, no strength to gain\u2014<br>I&#8217;d simply have to fight again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">So onward went my one-hand quest,<br>Determined always to do my best.<br>Each careful step would help me see\u2026<br>This was only the start for me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I left the bonfire&#8217;s warming light,<br>Prepared for yet another fight.<br>The path ahead was long and steep,<br>With hidden secrets there to keep.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Before too long, an archer stood,<br>Sending arrows where he could.<br>I raised no shield\u2014I had none yet,<br>So every step was quite a threat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">As I drew closer to the foe,<br>Something below began to glow.<br>An item rested on the floor,<br>A helpful gift\u2014and so much more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I picked it up with careful hands,<br>A sturdy shield to fit my plans.<br>I opened up the menu screen,<br>To see what all my gear could mean.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I placed the shield upon my arm,<br>Ready now to block from harm.<br>With every step, I felt much stronger,<br>Ready to explore much longer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">The archer fired once again,<br>But I was ready now, and then<br>My shield stopped every arrow&#8217;s flight,<br>Turning danger into might.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">The frightened Hollow turned to flee,<br>Running farther up from me.<br>I chased him up the narrow stair,<br>Determined I would meet him there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Another treasure caught my eye,<br>A weapon waiting close nearby.<br>I gladly claimed my brand-new blade,<br>A stronger choice for battles made.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Back into the menu then,<br>I switched my weapons once again.<br>Everything was set just right,<br>Now I was ready for the fight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Up another staircase high,<br>The Hollow waited by and by.<br>Another arrow flew my way,<br>But I blocked it anyway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I closed the distance, nice and fast,<br>The final moment came at last.<br>One solid strike was all I needed,<br>And that lone archer was defeated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I searched around with watchful eyes,<br>Expecting yet another prize.<br>There were two pathways left to see\u2014<br>One climbed high, one dropped for me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Curious, I wandered down,<br>Where one more heavy door was found.<br>The rusty lock gave way at last,<br>And through the doorway I walked past.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Then something made me stop and grin\u2014<br>I&#8217;d circled back to where I&#8217;d been!<br>A clever shortcut now was made,<br>One less dangerous path to brave.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I rested by the fire once more,<br>Before returning to explore.<br>The warm, familiar flames burned bright,<br>Preparing me for what I&#8217;d fight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Back upstairs I made my way,<br>Ready for another day.<br>But all at once a rumbling sound<br>Sent echoes rolling all around.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">A giant boulder thundered by,<br>So fast it nearly made me fly!<br>I leaped aside just in time,<br>Escaping with a narrow climb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">The massive stone smashed through the wall,<br>Sending broken rocks to fall.<br>Dust and rubble filled the air,<br>Revealing something hidden there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Inside I found a weary knight,<br>His strength was fading from the fight.<br>He looked at me with tired eyes,<br>Yet still held one last surprise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">He spoke to me both calm and kind,<br>With wisdom shaped by troubled times.<br>Then into my waiting hands<br>He placed two gifts both strong and grand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">The Estus Flask became my own,<br>A treasure every player&#8217;s known.<br>It healed my wounds with golden light,<br>A faithful friend in every fight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">He also gave a special key,<br>The Undead Asylum F2 East Key.<br>Another doorway now could fall,<br>Unlocking secrets through the hall.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I thanked the knight before I went,<br>For every gift his kindness lent.<br>Though near the end of life&#8217;s last breath,<br>He gave me hope before his death.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Back upstairs I climbed once more,<br>Returning to the upper floor.<br>Another Hollow blocked my way,<br>Ready for a fight that day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">He rushed ahead with sword held high,<br>Certain I would surely die.<br>But I stood firm and kept my ground,<br>My courage strong, my focus sound.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">One clean swing was all it took,<br>The Hollow fell with one last look.<br>Another victory came my way,<br>As brighter grew the coming day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Step by step, I learned the game,<br>Each new battle built my aim.<br>Every lesson made me see\u2026<br>Dark Souls was teaching patiently.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">With key in hand, I made my way,<br>Back through the halls without delay.<br>The eastern door was locked before,<br>But now it opened even more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Inside, an item caught my eye,<br>Resting where the stones did lie.<br>A few more Hollows waited near,<br>Watching me without much fear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I backed away to safer ground,<br>Where better footing could be found.<br>One by one they charged at me,<br>But one by one they fell with ease.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">The hallway finally became clear,<br>So I checked my newest gear.<br>I opened up the menu screen,<br>To see what all my loot could mean.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">The Pyromancy Flame was there,<br>A gift I&#8217;d use with skill and care.<br>I placed it in my right-hand slot,<br>Then switched back to my sword on the spot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Now prepared for what lay near,<br>I walked ahead without much fear.<br>An archer waited down the hall,<br>Trying hard to make me fall.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">His arrows flew both fast and true,<br>But straight ahead I still broke through.<br>I blocked, I moved, I kept my pace,<br>Determined nothing I&#8217;d misplace.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Two more Hollows met their end,<br>The finish line drew close again.<br>Then standing proudly in the hall,<br>A stronger knight challenged it all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">He held a sword beside his shield,<br>Refusing every inch to yield.<br>I watched him closely, calm and still,<br>Waiting for the perfect skill.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">He raised his blade and charged at me,<br>Certain of his victory.<br>But timing made the difference there\u2014<br>A perfect parry through the air.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">His weapon bounced, his guard gave way,<br>He never saw that final day.<br>One mighty strike was all I gave,<br>And sent him to an early grave.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Another doorway caught my eye,<br>Still locked, no matter how I&#8217;d try.<br>Its mystery would have to wait,<br>Another time would test my fate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">The halls were silent all around,<br>Not one more Hollow could be found.<br>Each room I&#8217;d searched from wall to wall,<br>No enemies remained at all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Then through the hallway, straight ahead,<br>A curtain made of ghostly thread.<br>A wall of fog stood cold and white,<br>Concealing one more deadly fight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I took a breath and softly said,<br>&#8220;Let&#8217;s see what waits for me ahead.&#8221;<br>With steady hands and courage true,<br>I stepped into the mist right through.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Below me stood a monstrous sight,<br>The Asylum Demon, built for might.<br>It looked at me with glowing eyes,<br>A towering beast of massive size.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">But I remembered what I&#8217;d seen,<br>Back when I fled that frightening scene.<br>This time I had another plan\u2014<br>To strike before the fight began.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I leaped above with sword held high,<br>Descending swiftly through the sky.<br>My plunging attack landed true,<br>A crushing blow the Demon knew.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Its health dropped down with one huge hit,<br>But still the fight was far from quit.<br>The Demon roared and raised its axe,<br>Beginning fierce and brutal attacks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">It swung with all its fearsome might,<br>Enough to end me in one strike.<br>I rolled away just in the nick,<br>Escaping every heavy hit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Then out came my Pyromancy Flame,<br>Fire quickly changed the game.<br>Bright burning blasts flew through the air,<br>Scorching the Demon standing there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Again it swung its giant axe,<br>Trying hard with heavy attacks.<br>I rolled away, then turned once more,<br>Sending flames across the floor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Again\u2026 and again\u2026 the fire flew,<br>Each blast hit hard and straight and true.<br>Its mighty health began to fall,<br>The giant wasn&#8217;t strong at all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Just one more spell would end the fight,<br>I held my ground and aimed it right.<br>The final flame burned fierce and bright,<br>And brought an end to that long fight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">The Demon stumbled, then it fell,<br>Its mighty roar became farewell.<br>My very first great boss was done,<br>Another victory had been won.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">One-handed gaming, strong and true,<br>Had carried me the whole way through.<br>The lesson from that battle&#8217;s call\u2014<br>With patience, I can conquer all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">The mighty Demon breathed no more,<br>A special treasure hit the floor.<br>The Big Pilgrim&#8217;s Key was mine at last,<br>The first great trial was finally passed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I picked it up with steady pride,<br>Then searched the room from side to side.<br>A giant doorway stood ahead,<br>Now waiting where the Demon bled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">The massive lock was built to last,<br>But now my key had fit at last.<br>The heavy doors swung open wide,<br>Revealing what was just outside.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I took a breath and ventured through,<br>Excited for a brand-new view.<br>Near the left, against the wall,<br>A glowing Soul was there to call.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I picked it up without delay,<br>Another prize along the way.<br>Every item, great or small,<br>Could help me through the trials ahead of all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I walked until the path was done,<br>When suddenly a scene began.<br>A giant raven spread its wings,<br>One of Lordran&#8217;s ancient kings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Its mighty talons reached for me,<br>Then lifted me up gracefully.<br>High above the world we soared,<br>Beyond the walls I&#8217;d known before.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Mountains stretched beneath the sky,<br>Clouds and castles drifting by.<br>I looked around in great surprise,<br>Wonder filling both my eyes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">At last the raven came to rest,<br>Delivering me on my quest.<br>A peaceful place now came in view,<br>With ancient ruins touched by dew.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">This place was called Firelink Shrine,<br>A peaceful place to rest awhile.<br>The crackling bonfire burned so bright,<br>A welcome beacon in the night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I walked up close and took my seat,<br>The warming fire felt calm and sweet.<br>Then something new appeared to me,<br>A choice I&#8217;d hoped I&#8217;d finally see.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">At last\u2026 Level Up filled the screen,<br>The option I&#8217;d been hoping to see.<br>No longer would I simply wait\u2014<br>Now I could help decide my fate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I studied every stat with care,<br>Thinking long before I&#8217;d share.<br>Should Strength become my chosen road,<br>To carry every heavier load?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Or Vitality, strong and true,<br>Giving health to pull me through?<br>Maybe Endurance was the key,<br>For more stamina helping me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Attunement whispered, &#8220;Choose me too,<br>More spell slots waiting just for you.&#8221;<br>Each decision shaped my way,<br>For every challenge yet to play.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I spent my souls with thoughtful care,<br>Preparing for what waited there.<br>A little stronger than before,<br>Ready to open every door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I sat beside the fire&#8217;s warm light,<br>Thinking of my very first fight.<br>The Asylum now was far behind,<br>But greater trials filled my mind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">How many bosses would I face?<br>How many paths would I embrace?<br>How many victories could I claim,<br>Before I&#8217;d master this great game?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">The answers waited far ahead,<br>Down every path I&#8217;d have to tread.<br>Each step would test my heart and soul,<br>While leading toward my final goal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">This was only chapter one,<br>My grand adventure had begun.<br>With one hand guiding every move,<br>I still had everything to prove.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">No matter what stood in my way,<br>I&#8217;d keep on fighting every day.<br>I&#8217;d learn each lesson, earn each soul,<br>And never lose sight of my goal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">One-handed gaming, proud and strong,<br>Has been my path my whole life long.<br>So come along and stay with me\u2026<br>There&#8217;s much more left in Dark Souls to see!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">The bonfire&#8217;s flames burned warm and bright,<br>Preparing me for one more fight.<br>I rose once more with sword in hand\u2026<br>Ready to explore the land!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My journey started on the PC,A brand-new world awaiting me.I couldn&#8217;t remember this game at all,So this felt like my very first call. 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