{"id":8303,"date":"2026-08-07T20:27:42","date_gmt":"2026-08-07T20:27:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/?p=8303"},"modified":"2026-08-07T20:28:38","modified_gmt":"2026-08-07T20:28:38","slug":"dark-souls-ch-5-skeletons-are-too-hard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfpup.net\/blog\/2026\/08\/07\/dark-souls-ch-5-skeletons-are-too-hard\/","title":{"rendered":"Dark Souls: Ch. 5 \u2013 Skeletons Are Too Hard!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Time to start the game once more,<br>On Steam I launched Dark Souls once more.<br>I couldn&#8217;t go back where I&#8217;d begun,<br>So leveling up was job number one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The only thing was my Estus Flask\u2014<br>With only five, it did its task.<br>It worked alright, though not the best;<br>A little more would help the rest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At Firelink Shrine, the count was ten,<br>But other bonfires gave five again.<br>So I knew before too long,<br>I&#8217;d need to make my flask more strong!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I rested by the bonfire&#8217;s light,<br>Preparing for another fight.<br>One point in Endurance made me last,<br>Two in Strength to strike more fast.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Crestfallen Warrior stood nearby,<br>A few short steps beneath the sky.<br>I spoke with him, then looked around,<br>To see what secrets could be found.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Down below, the lift was there,<br>But ghosts still haunted everywhere.<br>That path could wait another day\u2014<br>I wasn&#8217;t going there today.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Straight ahead lay skeletons below,<br>Beneath the ground where shadows grow.<br>I dropped on down and grabbed my prize\u2014<br>A Large Soul of the Lost Undead, my prize.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But two buried skeletons sprang to life,<br>Ready at once to start the strife!<br>So back I ran to the bonfire&#8217;s flame,<br>To reset the world and start again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had to return, there was more to find,<br>So off I went with a focused mind.<br>Behind the graves I claimed once more,<br>A Soul of a Lost Undead in store.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I walked ahead into the graves,<br>Where skeletons slept beneath the caves.<br>Once again they rose from underground,<br>Their rattling bones the only sound.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I dashed ahead without a pause,<br>And grabbed another prize because<br>A Large Soul of the Lost Undead<br>Was waiting just a bit ahead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then even more came back to life,<br>Big skeletons joined the fight.<br>I ran much faster through the land,<br>To grab the mighty Zweihander!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The skeletons struck me once or twice,<br>Their heavy blows were far from nice.<br>I caught the edge of a grave instead,<br>Couldn&#8217;t escape\u2014and then was dead!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s okay\u2014I had no souls to lose,<br>But gained a brand-new weapon to use!<br>I checked the Zweihander with delight,<br>Then laughed\u2014it wasn&#8217;t time quite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Its requirements were much too high:<br>Twenty-four Strength to even try,<br>With ten Dexterity as well\u2014<br>I&#8217;d need more Strength before it fell!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Up above stood Petrus, calm,<br>From Thorolund with peaceful charm.<br>I listened closely to his tale,<br>And earned a Copper Coin as well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I checked the shop to see the stock,<br>With miracles behind the lock.<br>The Faith spells looked both strong and bright,<br>But cost too much for me to buy!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I also found, not far away,<br>A Soul of a Lost Undead that day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I searched for yet another lever,<br>But couldn&#8217;t seem to find it ever.<br>It must be waiting up above,<br>Beyond the paths I&#8217;d yet to trod.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Below, however, I looked around,<br>And found a way down to the bottom.<br>Three wooden chests were waiting there,<br>Still unopened, full of gear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Homeward Bone was mine to keep,<br>If danger came, I&#8217;d safely leap.<br>Back to the bonfire safe once more,<br>A handy item I adore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A Morning Star was next to claim,<br>But it just wasn&#8217;t my kind of game.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A Talisman came next in line,<br>For Faith-based miracles, pure and fine.<br>But Homeward is the spell I&#8217;d choose,<br>The one I&#8217;d rather never lose!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cracked Red Eye Orbs came next to see,<br>For invading other players\u2014not for me.<br>I don&#8217;t plan on using them at all,<br>So they&#8217;ll just stay within my haul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then Lloyd&#8217;s Talisman joined the rest,<br>Though I haven&#8217;t put it to the test.<br>Maybe someday I&#8217;ll give it a try,<br>And see if it&#8217;s worth using by and by.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I climbed down farther, nice and slow,<br>Where piles of skeletons lay below.<br>At first they seemed as still as stone,<br>Then two awoke with rattling bones!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They rushed at me with sword in hand,<br>Much faster than I&#8217;d ever planned.<br>I turned and ran with all my might,<br>Back to the bonfire&#8217;s warming light.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But there was one more thing to do\u2014<br>The skeletons came charging through!<br>I couldn&#8217;t sit or safely rest,<br>Until I&#8217;d put them to the test.<br>So I fought them quickly, one by one,<br>Before my chance to heal was gone!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anyways, there were no enemies nearby,<br>So I sat by the bonfire for a while.<br>For now, I&#8217;ll bring this tale to rest,<br>I&#8217;ve played enough and done my best!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Time to start the game once more,On Steam I launched Dark Souls once more.I couldn&#8217;t go back where I&#8217;d begun,So leveling up was job number one. 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