Jason

Jason is happy.
Jason is sad.
Jason is frightened.
Jason is glad.
He has many feelings,
and knows how to fix the mad,
by making them laugh,
by making fun of his dad.
Jason is silly, he knows many jokes,
he even knows ways to make you choke.
Sometimes it may seem like he is just a clown,
but he’s really a comedian, wiping out the frown.
People think it’s strange how he grew headphones over his ears,
but I know that they’re fake and it helps get rid of his fears.
Some say he’s a robot, others say he’s insane,
He has a way of getting rid of your pain.
You’d never guess that he used cocaine,
and occasionally drinks some champagne.
But everybody knows he’s awesome because he’s Chinese,
and when it comes to playing Diablo 2, he’s got expertise.