I stand here, afraid,
afraid of what they’ll say,
what they’ll say when they hear me say,
what happened the other day.
It was big, circular, shiny,
and out came some things that were tiny,
with triangular heads, and three fingers,
their voices told me they were definitely not singers.
One of them said, “Come with me,”
and come with them, I did,
I was unable to resist,
and so I followed them through the mist.
We arrived at a cave,
there were many more aliens,
One said, “Why is he here, at our conclave?”
another said, “He could be a bad knave!”
“So let’s keep him as a slave!!!”
I ran, quickly, and swiftly,
they followed me, and came after me,
but I managed to escape,
and then I got hit by a car,
and that’s how I got this scar,
and ended up in this place,
the doctors’ base.
