I was just walking from school the other day,
and some guy picked me up and threw me away.
He threw me so hard, man he is a prick,
he got me the nickname “flies like a brick.”
Ever since then, others wanted to try it out,
“Hey guys, why don’t we go throw him, let’s make him pout!”
Let’s just say that I had a few friends,
friends that made sure this came to an end.
Now, I’m popular in the Soldat world.
I’ve given so much to the community.
Many people consider me a god,
they are the ones who grant me immunity.
Nowadays, I tell them this story:
I fell like a brick off of a cliff.
Rock-climbing won’t lead you to glory,
it can cause your back to be quite stiff.
